So in order to make a long story short: I am not pregnant.
And in order to make light of something that isn't here are some funny ways to say you are "riding the big red wave"
"Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara"
"Taking Carrie to the Prom"
"Game Day for the Crimson Tide"
"Falling to the Communists"
"Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System"
Now I will focus on recovering my bludgeoned muffin tops from the misery that is PIO injections. There's my silver lining.