Sunday, February 28, 2010


I called the nurse Friday to let her know I was starting my period, and she kindly allowed us to come in for testing early Saturday morning so we wouldn't have to be tortured waiting until Monday. (The scheduled date).

So in order to make a long story short: I am not pregnant.

And in order to make light of something that isn't here are some funny ways to say you are "riding the big red wave"


"Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara"

"Taking Carrie to the Prom"

"Game Day for the Crimson Tide"

"Falling to the Communists"

"Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System"

Now I will focus on recovering my bludgeoned muffin tops from the misery that is PIO injections. There's my silver lining.


Natalee said...

I am so sorry.

Melissa said...

I am sorry.
I wish my sorry was a hug.

Jennifer said...

I'm sorry. I hate it when Aunt Flo visits from Down Under.

Liz said...

i'm sorry you are not pregnant. i pray the lord gets those kids that are lucky to be yours to you in the speediest way possible, however that may be. love you, friend.

Jennifer said...

Wait a minute - what is BFN?

Sarah said...

I read this yesterday and have been struggling to find the right words to say. I don't think there are any right words with something like this. I am so sorry. Angelo and I love you and H very much and are praying for the both of you.